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Area Student Breaks World Record for Number of Questions Asked During Single Lecture
Area student Jakob Stokowski broke the Guinness World Record for the number of questions asked during a one-hour college lecture last Monday morning. Stokowski asked his …
Local Haunted House Decorated with All the Things Millennials Killed
Last week, La Jolla cat owner and self-proclaimed “Head of the Homeowners Association” Jessica Smith convinced her community to enhance an alleged “paranormal” home into a …
Fourth-Year Student Discovers Textbooks Have More Than Just Homework Codes
The reaction by other UCSD students to this post was mixed, though a majority of the comments chastised her for marking the post “FREE” when there …
UC Berkeley Bans “The Great British Baking Show” for “Overly Friendly” Competition
UC Berkeley administration banned the public viewing or endorsement of the BBC television series “The Great British Baking Show” a few weeks into the new fall …
Trump’s New Supreme Court Pick Looks Suspiciously Like Trump with a Fake Mustache
President Trump announced his nominee to fill Justice Kennedy’s Supreme Court vacancy on Monday. Trump’s nomination follows the President’s decision to drop Brett Kavanaugh as the …
21-Year-Old Finally Old Enough to Gamble and Drink His Life Away
UCSD student and official adult Darren Costapolis turned 21 last Monday and celebrated with a party full of legal drinking, gambling, and drugs that only a …
Student Unable to Afford Salt, Uses Chip Dust Instead
With the start of a new academic year, students are publicizing various resolutions. Third-year economics major Antony Brown shared a couple of his in a particularly …
First-Year Student Buys Surfboard, Definitely Ready for College Now
First-year Muir College student Billy Standall decided to purchase a surfboard approximately one-hour after moving-in, in an effort to “properly” prepare himself for his time as …
Local Father Completes IKEA Desk, Now a Furniture Crafting Celebrity
Local father and amateur Swede Joshua Nickelson completed “MICKE,” a black desk from IKEA, for his daughter’s college apartment last week. So impressed in his own …
“This Family Has Gone to Shit, Dagnabbit,” Local Grandfather Announces at Family Reunion
At a recent Baker family reunion, local grandfather Charlie Baker recently stated he was “completely fed-up with everyone’s petty buffoonery.” Baker had reportedly set-up the reunion …
