Opinion
Grades PCP
Point: My Roommate Is to Blame for My Failing Grades I just cannot believe the tragedy that has befallen me. I failed my first ever final, but …
Why Does This College Named After Me Have so Little Plant Life?
It used to be an honor to be attached to a UCSD college. In the ghost world, I secured loads of connections just by pointing that …
Re-Gifting PCP
Point: Re-gifting Should Become a More Socially Acceptable Practice Gifting culture needs to change now. I recently went to a Secret Santa party with all my …
Point/Counter Point
POINT: Parents, Watch Out for Drugs in Your Children’s Halloween Candy! Attention, fellow parents! It has recently come to my attention that marijuana products have a …
EDITORIAL: Amazon Prime Student Made Shopping for My First Year of College So Easy!
OMG! You guys would not believe what cute stuff I got for my dorm, all from shopping exclusively on Amazon! From enchanting floral string-lights to a …
POINT: Along With Other Politicians, I Will Be Suing a Comedian for Making Jokes at My Expense; COUNTERPOINT: Along With Other Constituents, I Will Be Suing a Politician for Making Judgements at My Expense
POINT: Along With Other Politicians, I Will Be Suing a Comedian for Making Jokes at My Expense Never in my entire political career have I ever …
EDITORIAL: Saudi Arabia Bans Online Satire, Finally a Step in the Right Direction
Saudi Arabia announced they were finally banning online satire last month and I for one could not be more proud. People have said that the biggest …
EDITORIAL: The U.S. Abandoned the White Working Class, Now Two Government Goons Are Gonna Raid My Homestead
The upstanding, white, rural, patriotic, liberty-lovin’, hippie-hatin’, community has been left behind. Neglected. Taken for granted. How do you “Snapchat fiends” say it? Ghosted. I’m no …
Point/Counter Point: I Found a Typewriter and Now I’m an Esteemed Author/Please Stop Breaking Into My House
POINT: I Found a Typewriter and Now I’m an Esteemed Author It has been several days since rediscovering a grande typewriter, and I have revitalized my desire …
P/CP: I Am an Ideal Mate/I Am an Uninterested Lesbian
POINT: I Am an Ideal Mate Most of my attempts to contact to you have failed, so I am resorting to something that – based on the …
