Maryanna Sophia Landaverde
Grades PCP
Point: My Roommate Is to Blame for My Failing Grades I just cannot believe the tragedy that has befallen me. I failed my first ever final, but …
Area Teen upset After being forced to place Presents at Midnight
Local high school student Sam Mower was asked by his parents to place presents for his sibling underneath the tree at midnight on Christmas Day. Mower …
Apologetic Professor “Feels So Bad” About Requiring One Thousand Dollar Textbook
Following the conclusion of the first round of midterms at UCSD, university administrators were reportedly surprised to learn that Professor Rico Goldwater’s ECON 180 class no …
Government Shutdown Called “Best Thing To Occur During Trump’s First Year in Office”
One month after the government shutdown, the American population has settled in with the gravity of the situtation. The shutdown lasted a total of three days, …
Student Stuck in Infinite Loop in Tioga Stairwell
On Sunday, the Tioga residence house advisors stated that even more residents are following “elevator etiquette” after one of the two elevators was shut down in …
