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Grades PCP

Written by: Maryanna Sophia Landaverde

Point: My Roommate Is to Blame for My Failing Grades I just cannot believe the tragedy that has befallen me. I failed my first ever final, but …

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Area Teen upset After being forced to place Presents at Midnight

Written by: Maryanna Sophia Landaverde

Local high school student Sam Mower was asked by his parents to place presents for his sibling underneath the tree at midnight on Christmas Day. Mower …

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Apologetic Professor “Feels So Bad” About Requiring One Thousand Dollar Textbook

Written by: Maryanna Sophia Landaverde

Following the conclusion of the first round of midterms at UCSD, university administrators were reportedly surprised to learn that Professor Rico Goldwater’s ECON 180 class no …

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Government Shutdown Called “Best Thing To Occur During Trump’s First Year in Office”

Written by: Maryanna Sophia Landaverde

One month after the government shutdown, the American population has settled in with the gravity of the situtation. The shutdown lasted a total of three days, …

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Student Stuck in Infinite Loop in Tioga Stairwell

Written by: Maryanna Sophia Landaverde

On Sunday, the Tioga residence house advisors stated that even more residents are following “elevator etiquette” after one of the two elevators was shut down in …