Editorial
Things are Starting to Change and I Don’t Like It
Things are changing, and not for the better. The future is a murky forest I dare not delve into for fear that I will not be …
It’s Not Easy Being White
Every day I hear people saying things like, “white isn’t a color,” “white is just the absence of color,” “you can’t even see white, you just …
Around the World with Cristopher Gardner: Cajun Cuisine
Once again, I have been sent to travel to find the most peculiar foods and rate them for the post. This mission has led me to …
Yeast of Eden
BY SUSAN BAGEL Time is always in flux around me. I blink and hours pass. It’s not until I hear the car door slam closed as …
Is it Ever Okay – Breastfeeding
I’m trying to raise my child vegan. Is it okay to breastfeed them or should I go straight to oatmilk?– VEGAN VIVIAN Hm, this sure is …
Is it Ever Okay – Spaghetti
How can I politely inform my daughter that she will go to Hell for putting ketchup on spaghetti?– DISAPPOINTED DEIRDRA A spicy nine-layered dip is an …
Is it Ever Okay – Palm Oil
I caught my teenage son eating candy that contains palm oil, which is killing orangutans. I told him off, but he pointed to my obsession with …
Is it Ever Okay – Gum
Is it ever okay to force my child to swallow gum so they have less room in their stomach?– PENNY PINCHER It depends, what type of …
Is it Ever Okay – Beach
Is it wrong to shoot a man on the beach because the sun was in your eyes and your mother is dead?— MALIBU MERSAULT In cooking, …
Is it Ever Okay – Vegan Options
Are there any vegan options available for my husband who only eats our newborn children?– RELUCTANT RHEA We may never know what developmental factors determine the …