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Online Proxy Warrior Stuck in Infinite Loop
“This guy is a moron,” said Pheer, responding to his own tweet.Photo by Yuri Bukhradze Kyle Pheer, an online proxy warrior, is reportedly stuck in an infinite …
Local Gamer Releases Manifesto on Video Game Monetization
One commenter wrote, “They need to make the Minecraft boobs not square anymore.”Photo by Jack Yang Early last week, local San Diego gamer Huey D. Louie released …
New Sticky Notes Sell Out After Gaining Massive Hype
One Typebeast said, “Damn, I sure hope this fad sticks.”Photo by Sharon Roth Ever since their launch in August, textured sticky notes have dominated the famously bloodthirsty …
Impossible Foods to Release “Horrifyingly Realistic” Human Meat
“Impossible Flesh is great, but I kind of miss putting a real dude’s meat in my mouth,” remarked one customer.Photo by Jack Yang Following their successful reproductions …
Environmentalist Worried After Interest Surges in New Cryptocurrency: KermitCoin
“I thought I was buying the dip,” said @TheOmniEagle, “but turns out it wasn’t easy being green.”Photo by Jack Yang From shopping to entertainment, digital technology has …
Video Game Journalist Learns to Jump During Final Boss Battle
Lee stated, “This game’s characters are so hard to follow. I don’t know who to pick — Singleplayer or Co-op?”Photo by Jack Yang While working on a …
Elderly Welder Welding Wedding Rings Welcomes Internet Flame
While weddings between welders are beautiful, 50 percent of scrap is taken in the divorce.Photo by Jack Yang The TikTok algorithm has birthed another viral video from …
Daft Punk Self-Destruction in Desert Leads to Robot Strike
Upon hearing the news, the Hubble Space Telescope proclaimed, “I can’t believe my optical processors!”Photo by Maria Dhilla The two robots from the hit music duo, Daft …
Discord Mods Confused About New Kitten Adoption Agency
“I hate that I actually know what a catgirl is now,” remarked Ahmed.Photo by Sharon Roth The local humane society has just opened up a newly added …
Clam Unhappy, Despite Common Saying
“It’s really hard to stay positive these days, as a clam,” said one local clam. “I mean, we barely have a foot to stand on!”Photo by Sharon …
