Volume 30
HDH Announces Tactical Operations to Track Down Missing Dining Hall Dishes
“I had like five bottles of liquor in my dorm room, but they ignored that to get to my dirty plate,” said one student.Photo by Julia …
One TA Can’t Possibly Grade it All vs. It Builds Character
POINT: One TA Can’t Possibly Grade it All I am writing this message by candlelight — yes, by candlelight, like it’s the 1800s, because I can’t …
Frosty the Snowman Pronounced Dead
“His heart thumpity-thump-thumped until it could thump-thump no more,” said one local child.Photo by Julia Wong Frosty the Snowman, a man made out of snow, was …
We Love and Respect All of Our Students vs I’m Homeless
POINT: We Love and Respect All of Our Students Here at UC San Diego, the greatest research institute of all time, student satisfaction is one of …
Man on the Hunt for Turkey
Any birdie will do
