- Compare IQs
- Swap medications
- Loudly make out in a movie theater playing Trolls World Tour
- Soft-launch your relationship on each other’s OnlyFans
- Trace your family trees back until you find out where you’re related
- Run away from your date at midnight, leaving only a shoe behind
- Microwave hotdogs and watch them explode
- Commit your first couple’s crime
- Discover an allergy
- Say “I love you”
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