Volume 30 Issue 7

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Susan Bagel: Asparagus

Written by: James Woolley and Theo Erickson

This spring at the grocery store, I held a bundle of asparagus in my hands and ran a finger down a sinewy length. I thought perhaps …

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The MQ’s Last Supper

Written by: The MQ

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I Must Return to the Real World

Written by: Katie Campbell

Beloved wizards and magicians of the greater San Diego area, it is time for me to hang up my hat and cloak in favor of the …

Skyboxes

Chef Gets A Little Too Creative

Written by: The MQ

Beaten to a pulp

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Top Ten Ways to Become Humble

Written by: The MQ

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Top Ten Activities in Hamster Heaven

Written by: The MQ

Skyboxes

Wells Fargo Turns To E-Banking

Written by: The MQ

Struggles with data fishing

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The MQ’s Cat Boutique

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesCampusNews

UCSD Construction Cranes Named New Official Mascot

Written by: Shayna Crasnick

“The future of our school mascot is up in the air — 265 feet, to be exact,” said Douglas Upton.Photo by Kai Nguyen The Stuart Art …

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DEA Updates Official Classification of Marijuana: ‘It’s Just a Plant, Bro’

Written by: Aaron Sonin

“I’m almost as high as the defense budget,” said one DEA agent.Photo by Dylan Schmidt In a press release this morning, the US Drug Enforcement Administration …