- Walking is a big deal
- You probably have a touch of jaundice
- You don’t have a job
- It took four years of trying
- You’ll want the bottle immediately afterwards
- Someone’s working really hard to push
you out - You are intrigued by women’s chests
- Your eyes will be closed in all the photos
- You get a hat put on you
- It’s all downhill from here
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