Top Ten Similarities Between Graduating and Being Born

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Walking is a big deal
  2. You probably have a touch of jaundice
  3. You don’t have a job
  4. It took four years of trying
  5. You’ll want the bottle immediately afterwards
  6. Someone’s working really hard to push
    you out
  7. You are intrigued by women’s chests
  8. Your eyes will be closed in all the photos
  9. You get a hat put on you
  10. It’s all downhill from here

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