Volume 30 Issue 3

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MYTHQUSTERS

Written by: The MQ

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Tesla Is the Future of Accessibility vs. How Do I Open These Fucking Doors

Written by: Jordan Whitlow and Kaz Nuckowski

POINT: Tesla Is the Future of Accessibility The worst thing to happen to anybody just happened to me. I’m temporarily disabled because of a tragic bus …

Top Ten

Top Ten Unconventional Parking Spots

Written by: The MQ

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Christmas Decor to Change Alongside Climate

Written by: James Woolley

“We’re going to get a lot of coal this Christmas,” said Jolly McTinsel.Photo by Dylan Schmidt According to focus group data from holiday retail giant Mallhark, …

Top Ten

Top Ten Gifts We Returned

Written by: The MQ

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Dear Emily Queue: Leap Day Edition

Written by: Sylvia, Katie Campbell, Kaz Nuckowski, Annelise McCullough and Amit Roth

Dear Emily Queue, if I see my shadow on Leap Day, will there be 28 more days of February?Of course not! Who do you think you …

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New Car Headlights to Be Replaced with Floodlights

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

“Do you guys smell something burning?” asked Sneeth Broth.Photo by Amit Roth Following a study on the light intensity of new car headlights, several car companies, …

ArticlesCampusNews

ChatGPT Caught Cheating on Student

Written by: Janice Kim

“I thought we were in an open source relationship!” said ChatGPT.Photo by Julia Wong Navigating multiple deferrals and the students sleeping in their hallways, the Academic …

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

UCSD Needs to Increase Awareness of Mental Illness vs UCSD Makes Me Very Aware of My Mental Illness

Written by: Mac Carroll

POINT: UCSD Needs to Increase Awareness of Mental Illness The University of California, San Diego is ranked #21 nationally for colleges with the most depressed student …

Sunday Comics

Infiltration

Written by: Kai Nguyen