Volume 30 Issue 3

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MOM’s Adopts a Child

Written by: Shayna Crasnick

“We’re not a mom and pop shop, we’re a mom and mom shop!” said Mah Mi.Photo by Connor Betterly In 1967, MOM’s (Middle of Muir) Café …

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The MQ From an Alternate Timeline

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesLocalNews

Man Gets What He Wants by Wishing upon a Star

Written by: Erin Yao

“I tried to wish on the star too,” said Richard #29, “but nothing happened.”Photo by Dylan Schmidt In a series of events reported as “rare” by …

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MYTHQUSTERS

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

Tesla Is the Future of Accessibility vs. How Do I Open These Fucking Doors

Written by: Jordan Whitlow and Kaz Nuckowski

POINT: Tesla Is the Future of Accessibility The worst thing to happen to anybody just happened to me. I’m temporarily disabled because of a tragic bus …

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Top Ten Unconventional Parking Spots

Written by: The MQ

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Christmas Decor to Change Alongside Climate

Written by: James Woolley

“We’re going to get a lot of coal this Christmas,” said Jolly McTinsel.Photo by Dylan Schmidt According to focus group data from holiday retail giant Mallhark, …

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Top Ten Gifts We Returned

Written by: The MQ

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Dear Emily Queue: Leap Day Edition

Written by: Sylvia, Katie Campbell, Kaz Nuckowski, Annelise McCullough and Amit Roth

Dear Emily Queue, if I see my shadow on Leap Day, will there be 28 more days of February?Of course not! Who do you think you …