Volume 28 Issue 5

Briefs

Student Creates Hobbit-Hole out of Dorm Room, Lists it on Airbnb

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

Mackenzie Richards, a third-year mechanical engineering major and business minor, has transformed her dorm room in Rita Atkinson Residences into a Lord of the Rings -inspired …

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism vs. Hey, That’s My Lasagna!

Written by: Watthew Mare

Point: There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism I’m sorry Jon, but suggesting that the social grievances brought on by our capitalist-dominated society can be reformed through …

Briefs

One Dead and Three Injured in Emotionally-Charged Car Ride

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

“It was a bloodbath, emotionally speaking,” confided Orin Euphrate. “Technically no one died. It was more of a spiritual death than anything, with Constance being immediately …

Top Ten

Top Ten Things We Learned Not to Talk About at Parties

Written by: The MQ

10. The improv routine that we’ve been practicing9. The types of animals we could beat in hand-to-hand combat8. Why a Hydro Flask is the perfect container …

ArticlesCampusNews

UCSD Crane Replaced By Bird

Written by: Claire McNerney

“I’m really worried for the local marine life,” stated Professor Drake. “I saw that thing eat an entire whale yesterday.”Photo by Sharon Roth Residents of Revelle …