10. The improv routine that we’ve been practicing
9. The types of animals we could beat in hand-to-hand combat
8. Why a Hydro Flask is the perfect container for clam chowder
7. Our arguments against Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason
6. Which letter should come first in the reorganized alphabet
5. Why eating a tube of chapstick is the perfect way to moisturize your skin
4. The entire plot of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
3. How our sourdough starter is going
2. Our high school GPA, SAT, ACT, and AP test scores
1. How Germany could have actually won WWI
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