Volume 27
Top Ten Worst Parts of 2020
Top Ten Worst Parts of 2020 The Epcot ball rolled away, flattening Orlando NPR rebranded as National Private Radio 20th Century Fox killed off Bart Simpson …
Top Ten Things You Should Buy With Your Stimulus Check
Top Ten Things You Should Buy With Your Stimulus Check A special order for a T-shirt that reads: “I went through unprecedented times and all I …
Top Ten Ways to Seem More Mature
Top Ten Ways to Seem More Mature Tell your friends, “Wow, you’ve grown so much,” everytime you see them Order a black coffee and pretend to …
Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor
Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor There’s a house whip 😉 Sometimes there are bills on the floor You wish Mitch …
New Plane Has a Corkscrew-shaped Cockpit
Resulting price hike fucks you over
Discord Mods Confused About New Kitten Adoption Agency
“I hate that I actually know what a catgirl is now,” remarked Ahmed.Photo by Sharon Roth The local humane society has just opened up a newly added …
Local Dog Votes
Has bone to pick with incumbent
Plants
Capitalistic Exploits and Burrito Binging.
The MQ Makes a Picnic Date
It’s going to be Valentine’s Day in a couple of days, and
you’re already going to be disappointed, what with the
everything going on. So why not get your hopes up even
more by imagining… the perfect date?!
The Grinch Reoffends, Prison Sentence Grows Three Sizes That Day
The Grinch’s lawyer insisted they addressed the elephant in the room — Horton.Photo by Maria Dhilla Last Tuesday, the Grinch, notably regarded as “a furry green humbug,” …
