Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor

Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor

10. There’s a house whip 😉
11. Sometimes there are bills on the floor
12. You wish Mitch McConnell would just leave
13. The amount of sexual tension present is staggering
14. No one realizes the consequences of their actions
15. The ancient Greeks did it better
16. It’s not what the Founding Fathers would have wanted
17. The body makes the rules
18. There is an insurmountable divide between those that respect other’s bodily autonomy and those that don’t
19. Someone is yelling at you to get down

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