Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor
- There’s a house whip 😉
- Sometimes there are bills on the floor
- You wish Mitch McConnell would just leave
- The amount of sexual tension present is staggering
- No one realizes the consequences of their actions
- The ancient Greeks did it better
- It’s not what the Founding Fathers would have wanted
- The body makes the rules
- There is an insurmountable divide between those that respect other’s bodily autonomy and those that don’t
- Someone is yelling at you to get down
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