December 6, 2023 Time traveling since 2088. Volume XXX Issue III

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor

  1. There’s a house whip 😉
  2. Sometimes there are bills on the floor
  3. You wish Mitch McConnell would just leave
  4. The amount of sexual tension present is staggering
  5. No one realizes the consequences of their actions
  6. The ancient Greeks did it better
  7. It’s not what the Founding Fathers would have wanted
  8. The body makes the rules
  9. There is an insurmountable divide between those that respect other’s bodily autonomy and those that don’t
  10. Someone is yelling at you to get down

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