Top Ten Ways to Seem More Mature

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Ways to Seem More Mature

  1. Tell your friends, “Wow, you’ve grown so much,” everytime you see them
  2. Order a black coffee and pretend to drink it
  3. Learn how to spell neccesessecarily
  4. Say, “Roth IRA,” every once in a while to throw people off
  5. Only type on your phone with your index finger
  6. Every time you see the American flag, say, “I’m not used to seeing so many stars!”
  7. Write satire
  8. Stop saying, “Nice,” every time you see the number 69
  9. Carry around pictures of young people in your wallet
  10. Call your boyfriend “son” instead of “daddy”

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