Volume 27 Issue 6
Meet the Gamer that “Fucking Despises” Gamers
For the first time in 15 years, Nintendo Power sat down with James Laynor, a former Nintendo World Champion and avid gamer to this day! We discussed the changes in gaming culture, and his excitement for some upcoming games on Nintendo Switch!
Which pokemon is the least satanic? (from a parent)
Which pokemon is the least satanic? (from a parent) Such a righteous question, but the blasphemous text of the Pokédex is no place to look for …
Check Out Advanced Breeding Techniques in Pokemon Emerald!
In Pokémon Emerald, there are many things a young 10 year-old trainer can do! While battling pokémon is the main event…
Why does Mario wear a hat?
Why does Mario wear a hat? Originally, we said that Mario is wearing a hat because drawing a fancy hairstyle in pixel sprites proved to be …
What is Professor Oak’s academic certification?
What is Professor Oak’s academic certification? Oak started his career as an undergraduate studying critical gender studies at the University of Kanto Celadon before flunking out …
CD Projekt Red: “You Live in a Simulation. Our New Game will Prove it.”
This morning, Polish video game developer CD Projekt Red posted a video to their Twitter detailing their next “earth-shattering” project…
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache?
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache? Mario is a true Italian man. Every single day, he shaves his entire stocky, hirsute body from …
What Faction Will You Choose in Halo 2?
In the next installment of the hit game Halo comes Halo 2, now with more characters! We all know who Master Chief is, but do you know…
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax?
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax? That’s a good question. Xanax is a prescription sedative used to treat anxiety and panic disorders, so based on your …
Why is Rosalina so tall?
Why is Rosalina so tall? Rosalina is not tall, Mario is simply a short, weak man. Mario’s weak and miniscule height is his penance for being …
