Volume 27 Issue 4
I Was the Lone AXE Body Spray Left Behind: This is My Story
After the aftermath of the insurrection on Capitol Hill, reporters searched furiously for the best photograph to encapsulate the experience of what many are calling “the …
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White Guy with thick neck vs. Bandrew Bitko
College Student Swears By “The Graduate” Method; Friends Call It “Mommy Issues”
Zagard described the moves of his latest date to be “just like Mom used to make.”Photo by Jack Yang After major backlash from community members, the US …
I’m Haunted by Successful People Sharing My Name
My name is Mary Smith. Yes, that Mary Smith. I come from a long line of Mary Smiths, as I was named after my grandma, great-grandma, …
Spectrum Redefines Limits of Acceptable Service
“I’d send a strongly worded email,” said Ngo, “but my router won’t stop catching on fire.”Photo by Maria Dhilla The ongoing COVID-19 pandemic has dealt harsh blows …
I’m Batman
We live in unprecedented times where world-altering challenges such as climate change, racial injustice, and, of course, the pandemic face us at every corner. For the …
The MQ Writes The Next Great American Novel (Better Versions of The Great Gatsby)
So we were sitting in front of an empty computer screen, getting ready to write the next great American novel, when we
found out that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby” entered public domain. Might as well give that our best shot,
right? Why create new media, when we can ride on the coattails of media we know people will like? Everything’s a sequel
or reboot nowadays, anyway. 21st Century Fox, return our calls? Please.
Local Teen Girl Justifies New Years Party
In response to one party-goer claiming that their cocaine was “95 percent pure,” another partygoer held up hand sanitizer, saying, “This is 99.9 percent pure.”Photo by Maria …
Reagan can Trickle Down on MY Economy
By By Richard Montegomery III Future Millionaire Sometimes it’s hard to be living in America, especially right now because of the whole pandemic thing going on, …
Alexa? Teach me how to capture a woman’s heart. vs. Okay, here’s an article I found on “How to Capture a Woman, Murder her, and Sell Her Organs on the Black Market.”
Point: Alexa? Teach me how to capture a woman’s heart. Alexa? Teach me how to capture a woman’s heart. I mean really steal her heart in …
