Volume 27 Issue 4

Briefs

Warner Brothers Announces Barney the Dinosaur Kaiju Film

Written by: Jacob King

Warner Brothers Announces Barney the Dinosaur Kaiju Film Ahead of the release of “Godzilla vs. Kong,” Warner Brothers announced that beloved character Barney the Dinosaur would …

Features

Lady MistleQown’s Satire Pamphlet

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesLocalNews

Local Women Gets New World Record on New Year’s Resolution “Any%” Speedrun

Written by: Jacob King

Goodman said that she found a way to “clip into the kitchen” after demolishing the wall between it and the adjacent room.Photo by Sharon Roth When a …

Briefs

Student Copes with Loneliness Through Horrible Film Binge

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Student Copes with Loneliness Through Horrible Film Binge The pain of a recent breakup coupled with the stress of remote learning have brought local student Melanie …

Features

ArticlesNewsPolitics

Brave Viking Clan Invades US Capitol to Fight for Traditional Roots in Fascism and Control

Written by: Andrew Sitko

“I have my rights,” said one rioter, “and it’s my job to make sure that other people don’t.”Photo by Jack Yang On January 6, a group of …

EditorialOpinion

I Was the Lone AXE Body Spray Left Behind: This is My Story

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

After the aftermath of the insurrection on Capitol Hill, reporters searched furiously for the best photograph to encapsulate the experience of what many are calling “the …

Sunday Comics

Yes

Written by: Andrew Sitko

White Guy with thick neck vs. Bandrew Bitko

ArticlesCampusNews

College Student Swears By “The Graduate” Method; Friends Call It “Mommy Issues”

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

Zagard described the moves of his latest date to be “just like Mom used to make.”Photo by Jack Yang After major backlash from community members, the US …

ArticlesEditorialOpinion

I’m Haunted by Successful People Sharing My Name

Written by: Maria Dhilla

My name is Mary Smith. Yes, that Mary Smith. I come from a long line of Mary Smiths, as I was named after my grandma, great-grandma, …