Volume 27 Issue 2
Library Walk Student Org Booths to be Moved to Zoom Waiting Rooms
“Zoom fatigue has a new meaning now that I’m actually running away from my screen,” claimed one student.Photo by Sharon Roth In an attempt to emulate the …
Silent Majority Finally Feels Safe Enough to Say Nothing
Silent Majority Finally Feels Safe Enough to Say Nothing After last week’s record time confirmation of Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett, the silent moral majority …
Bowling Balls to No Longer Be Made With Chocolate Center Starting in 2021
Healthy eating advocates support the change, claiming: “Less chocolate is right up our alley!”Photo by Jack Yang The storied sport of bowling rolled into a new era …
Political Science Class Constructs Left-leaning Tower of Piazza
Political Science Class Constructs Left-leaning Tower of Piazza A Piazza forum formed by students of POLI 104A to discuss class materials has recently been identified to …
Funeral Held for Dead Fish
The service was shitty
The MQ Secedes From the Union
We the People of the United Satire of the MQ (aka Munited Qates aka Mew Qealand aka Mouth Qorea aka MadaQascar aka MonQolia), in order to form a more perfect punchline, establish humor and ensure mocking hilarity, provide for the common reader, promote the general laughter and ensure the blessings of newspaper
New Super Political Compass U
Did you know Goomba was a closeted Republican? I sure didn’t. Come check out where your favorite Mario characters lie on the political spectrum.
What Should Have Happened
What Should Have Happened?!! By Hanaa Moosavi, Ram Sivapalan, & Bri Arce
