Leftist Suffers Brain Damage Seeing “More Lib Shit On Twitter”

Twitter user @GayRevolverOcelot tweeted that they committed themselves to the local clinic, claiming they suffered brain damage from “all the libshit [they] saw on Twitter.”

Through a series of interconnected tweets written by them, @GayRevolverOcelot was wheeled into the medical ward, yelling, “No, I don’t care about Obama you stupid libs!” before a scan was run on their brain. To medical experts’ surprise, the test results run on the brain scan showed an anomaly on @GayRevolverOcelot’s frontal lobe. When asked for a comment, Dr. Ruiz stated, “We ran the test as a gag, just to get this lefty to shut up for once, but to our surprise, there was something there: an implant. Upon further investigation we realized it was an electronic device created by the Lincoln Project.”

Dr. Ruiz went on to explain that the device was equipped with a chemical that flooded @GayRevolverOcelot’s brain with “nonsensical issues and advocations for the chance that white supremacists should be able to speak too.” Dr. Ruiz continued, saying: “These ideas flooding @GayRevolverOcelot’s brain were alarming to them, which is the reason they brought themselves to the hospital.” The origin of these implants can be traced back to a tweet by the Lincoln Project stating, “Retweet this if racism was more awesome when we in the ol’ GOP did it!”