Written by: The MQ

Top 10 Things You Almost Forgot About in 2020

  1. The sensation of a lover’s caress
  2. The Alamo
  3. The apocalyptic boom of a HydroFlask hitting the floor of a lecture hall
  4. All of April this year being 4/20
  5. The fact that it was a leap year
  6. Super Bowl halftime dance by J.Lo and Shakira
  7. Memories of shoplifting Uncrustables from the CV market
  8. Your mom’s birthday
  9. The president got impeached and nothing happened
  10. The linear passage of time

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