Top 10 Things You Almost Forgot About in 2020

10. The sensation of a lover’s caress
11. The Alamo
12. The apocalyptic boom of a HydroFlask hitting the floor of a lecture hall
13. All of April this year being 4/20
14. The fact that it was a leap year
15. Super Bowl halftime dance by J.Lo and Shakira
16. Memories of shoplifting Uncrustables from the CV market
17. Your mom’s birthday
18. The president got impeached and nothing happened
19. The linear passage of time