Volume 26 Issue 5
Elon Musk Deemed “Not Morally Ambiguous Enough” to Qualify as Name for Sixth College
Musk later tweeted: “Once I get to Mars, I’ll show them.”Photo by Jay Noonan Last week, UCSD’s college naming committee released their bi-weekly transparency report detailing polling …
Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals
Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals The Phantom of the Rave Daddy Mia! Sweeney Todd: The Barber That Gave a White Girl Cornrows Annie Get Your Senator …
We Don’t Need Seven More Colleges vs. But If We Have 13, Sun God Can Finally Ascend to His True Form
Point: We Don’t Need Seven More Colleges UCSD is a big school. Plopped on the cliffs of La Jolla, the top research university has an undergraduate …
Local STEM School Reforms Anti-Bullying Policy to Focus on Nerd Perpetrators
“They make fun of me because I can’t prove Fermat’s Last Theorem,” said Toyle.Photo by Jay Noonan In an attempt to curb bullying tendencies, an elite STEM …
New Study Finds Lost Keys, Scientist Appalled at His Own Creation
West says the next big step is finding where he last parked his car.Photo by Jack Yang R ecently it was announced UCSD can now boast about …
Gamers Encouraged to Vote with “Primary Ballot Any-Percent” Speedruns
Counting issues were later reported due to people clipping through the wrong parts of the ballot.Photo by Jack Yang With voter turnout expected to be extremely high …
I Love You vs. ty
Point: I Love You Salutations my fair maiden, Prithee, come to me, will you? I shan’t take too much of your time with this proposition of …
We’ll Get There When We Get There
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? NO!!!
The Pole is the Worst Art Piece on Campus vs. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.– — ..-
Point: The Pole is the Worst Art piece on Campus At the end of my senior year of high school, I found myself facing one of …
