Volume 26 Issue 4
Local Biology Professor Loses Funding After Lab Stocked With Antibacterial Soap
Sources heard the bacteria protesters shouting: “Please, just one sneeze! We’re starving!”Photo by Jay Noonan Longtime cell biology researcher Alexander Conrad recently announced that his lab lost …
Australia’s Fires are Tragic but We Can All Help vs. Okay, but First Can We Stop Those Men From Wearing Shorts That are Too Short?
Point: Australia’s Fires are Tragic but We Can All Help I was so devastated to hear about the Australian fires. Just thinking about all those animals …
Lesser-Known Presidents of the United States
Lesser-Known Presidents of the United States Most people think there have only been 45 presidents in American history, but revisionist history books omitted some lesser-known leaders …
Diamond Companies Going Bankrupt Due to Etsy
Diamond Companies Going Bankrupt Due to Etsy With the upcoming Valentine’s holiday, major diamond companies were expecting the usual uptick in business. However, this year people …
Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley
Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley You were the only one who showed up A lot …
Look Who’s Pissing Me Off Again
It’s that time of the year again. Yes people, the biggest brains of Hollywood have come together to completely fuck over all content made by people …
A Reflection on the Past Decade Shows That Things Really Are Improving
With the year of optometry rapidly approaching, many of you are reminiscing on the past decade and wondering what will happen next. Some of you, in …
Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America
Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America With news of the entire city of Wuhan being quarantined, fears of a global outbreak of Novel Coronavirus has been expressed …
