Volume 26 Issue 4
Look Who’s Pissing Me Off Again
It’s that time of the year again. Yes people, the biggest brains of Hollywood have come together to completely fuck over all content made by people …
Local Man Thinks Calamari and Onion Rings are the Same Thing
Local Man Thinks Calamari and Onion Rings are the Same Thing After ordering calamari from a local BJ’s restaurant, UCSD student Sam Stewart was shocked to …
Vegan Woman Hasn’t Eaten in 30 Years
Schwartz has offered readers the code “STARVAT10N” for 10% off her nutrient supplement product line.Photo by Sharon Roth Rebecca Shwartz, a 48-year-old resident of Clairemont, San Diego, …
Rich Student Has Mother Visit Every Weekend to do His Money Laundering
Rich Student Has Mother Visit Every Weekend to do His Money Laundering UCSD first year Alexander Washington recently told his suitemates that his mother frequently travels …
Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other
Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other We need to establish some term limits I’m just feeling …
A Reflection on the Past Decade Shows That Things Really Are Improving
With the year of optometry rapidly approaching, many of you are reminiscing on the past decade and wondering what will happen next. Some of you, in …
Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America
Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America With news of the entire city of Wuhan being quarantined, fears of a global outbreak of Novel Coronavirus has been expressed …
