Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other

10. We need to establish some term limits
11. I’m just feeling very independent right now
12. Stop turning everything into a war
13. You’re way prettier than the last 45
14. You just look so natural kissing a baby
15. You need to convince me a little more
16. You’re only here because I got outvoted
17. My parents like you, but I’m not sure yet
18. I think I want to be with you, but I want to
    see what happens in Iowa first
19. Can I see your tax returns?