November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other

  1. We need to establish some term limits
  2. I’m just feeling very independent right now
  3. Stop turning everything into a war
  4. You’re way prettier than the last 45
  5. You just look so natural kissing a baby
  6. You need to convince me a little more
  7. You’re only here because I got outvoted
  8. My parents like you, but I’m not sure yet
  9. I think I want to be with you, but I want to
    see what happens in Iowa first
  10. Can I see your tax returns?

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