Volume 25 Issue 6
animals that have better teeth than me
The animal kingdom is full of natural wonders, but the natural wonder that makes the least amount of sense is how fish and birds — and …
researchers are teaching a robot how to be a phone sex operator
You’ve probably heard of phone sex operators: you ring up a number, they do some dirty talking, and then they bill you some outrageous amount because …
why veganism will die before 2050
It seems like vegans are everywhere nowadays. Your (perhaps former) best friend, your neighbors, and even your younger brother are all trying to convince you that …
i trained monkeys to be pyromaniacs; airport security was hell
Brett Davis, Arts and Crafts Major; University of Phoenix If you had told me nine months ago that I would be in the Tanzanian plains training …
how i cured cancer and smashed puss at the same time
Chad Moore, World Famous Physician and Motivational Speaker Ever since I cured cancer, I’ve received many heartwarming letters of thanks and commendation. It makes me happy …
this robot can play any song as long as it’s ska
Magen Spriggs, Roboticist Robots aren’t usually known for their artistic talents. Why would they need them anyway when there’s so much else they could do? But …
i went on a field trip to the zoo and it was fun but mr. brown made us fill out worksheets
Kyle Watson, 7 Years Old Hi. Today was a fun day at school because I saw sloths, and they are my favorite animal. I don’t like …
sleep study confirms that cat’s schedule is ideal
Catherine Hayes, Tired Neurology Student As a human, I think it’s fair for me to say that our circadian cycle of eight hours of sleep, three …
a dam that goes around the world
Stanley Buples via email “In all of history, a dam spanning around the entire edge of the world has never been built. Everyone knows that water …
double-sided underwear
Silviya Borimirov via Instagram Reusable items are all the rage today, but one industry where these products haven’t taken hold yet is the undergarment industry. The …
