Volume 24 Issue 2
Top Ten Alternatives to Passing Out Halloween Candy to Children
Placing an empty bowl outside your house with a sign that says “Take one” Passing out punch cards to Jimmy John’s with two holes punched out …
Top Ten Atypical Ways to Tell If You Are Pregnant
You got an email confirmation from a stork Everyone keeps asking how far along you are, but you don’t have an essay assigned A quiz told …
Top Ten Things Your Professor Was Thinking While Giving You That Midterm
I’ve already decided that this test’s average will be 37 percent What’s that stain on my khakis? Look at these losers, still having to pay for …
Area Man: “Kale Me Now” in Response to Woman’s Ignorance on Greens
Yesterday, area man Clarence Simpson visited his local farmer’s market where he witnessed what can only be described as “the pinnacle of human ignorance.” Simpson said, …
History Channel Launches New Series, “Fuck It, What If?”
The History Channel recently began production of a new original series, where loosely-named professionals speculate on a wide variety of historical theories. “History Channel has the …
