Written by: The MQ

  1. I’ve already decided that this test’s average will be 37 percent
  2. What’s that stain on my khakis?
  3. Look at these losers, still having to pay for scantrons
  4. I’m getting paid way too much for this
  5. Oh wow, it’s that idiot who asked that dumb question at office hours
  6. Did I feed the cat this morning? Oh wait, did I give them the right test?
  7. Wait ’till these assholes realize it’s short answer
  8. I’m really glad I’m not sober right now
  9. Was bingo the name of the farmer or the name of the dog?
  10. What class is this again?

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