- I’ve already decided that this test’s average will be 37 percent
- What’s that stain on my khakis?
- Look at these losers, still having to pay for scantrons
- I’m getting paid way too much for this
- Oh wow, it’s that idiot who asked that dumb question at office hours
- Did I feed the cat this morning? Oh wait, did I give them the right test?
- Wait ’till these assholes realize it’s short answer
- I’m really glad I’m not sober right now
- Was bingo the name of the farmer or the name of the dog?
- What class is this again?
Top Ten Things Your Professor Was Thinking While Giving You That Midterm
Last modified: January 15, 2019
