- You got an email confirmation from a stork
- Everyone keeps asking how far along you are, but you don’t have an essay assigned
- A quiz told you that you were pregnant
- Your car turned into a minivan
- You accidentally bought the family size KFC chicken bucket
- Those pants just don’t fit anymore
- It’s gotten a lot harder to do that bit where you put a soccer ball under your shirt
- You got an invite to your own baby shower
- You start to end your sentences with “but think of the baby”
- Your water just broke
Last modified: January 15, 2019
