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UCSD Students Warned of Glue Incident

Written by: Liv Gilbert

Last week, UC San Diego students received Timely Warnings via text, phone call, and loudspeaker after a glue-related event was reported. The incident, officially determined to …

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5G Towers Found to Spread Cell Service

Written by: Ethan Kim

“Phages hate this one trick,” said undergraduate research assistant Polly Merrace.Photo by Theo Erickson A recent breakthrough study led by Gervin Hernandez, an electrical engineer with …

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Top Ten Ways To Confess Your Love

Written by: The MQ

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Movies To Be Bad Forever

Written by: The MQ

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Geekvape Launches Pacifiers

Written by: Sophie Pubb

“I am ripping phat cloudz off this cart. JUULius Caesar is almost empty,” said preschooler Little Jimmy.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Geekvape, a leading manufacturer of electronic …

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UCSD Acquires Trolley for Student Housing

Written by: Ren Wallace

“Next station: Blue Line Hall,” stated the trolley intercom. “La siguiente estación: Blue Line Hall. Blue Line Hall is next.”Photo by Amit Roth A recently declassified …

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I’ll Never Find Love and Neither Will You vs. I’ve Already Found Love but You Just Can’t Meet Her Cuz She Lives in Canada

Written by: Naomika Nadkarni

POINT: I’ll Never Find Love and Neither Will You At the ripe old age of 20, I’ve lived, I’ve laughed… so when will I find love?! …

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Top Ten Super Bowl Traditions

Written by: The MQ

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Give Up

Written by: Destiney Friday

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‘Hot Debate’ Engulfs National Collegiate Curling Scene

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala and Sylvia

“They’re just too hot,” said Vegen. “We don’t stand a chance!”Photo by Destiny Friday Following their meteoric rise to become NCAA champions, the UC San Diego …