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UCSD Students Warned of Glue Incident
Last week, UC San Diego students received Timely Warnings via text, phone call, and loudspeaker after a glue-related event was reported. The incident, officially determined to …
5G Towers Found to Spread Cell Service
“Phages hate this one trick,” said undergraduate research assistant Polly Merrace.Photo by Theo Erickson A recent breakthrough study led by Gervin Hernandez, an electrical engineer with …
STOP Polluting Our Children’s Minds! vs. Hey, I Love That Show!
POINT: STOP Polluting Our Children’s Minds! Oh you liberals really did it this time. After months of nagging from the old lady to become more “involved” …
Ridge Walk Introduces FasTrak Lane
“And I… I took the Trak less traveled by,” said literature major Carol Quickley.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Starting in Fall 2025, UC San Diego will be …
Weather Forecast Now Shows Chances of CEO Assassination
“Wait, so does ‘20%’ mean 20% coverage of bullet rain, or that there’s a 20% chance of bullet rain?”asked Fawner.Photo by Dylan Schmidt After the assassination …
