June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Ways To Confess Your Love

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

February 5, 2025

  1. Google Calendar invite
  2. Ask your mom to ask their mom
  3. Leave eight pages around their house
  4. Reply to their discussion post on Canvas
  5. Like one of their Instagram posts from five years ago
  6. Get a tattoo of their face on your face
  7. Buy a love spell from an Etsy witch
  8. Appear in their dreams
  9. Go to their office hours
  10. Get pregnant
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