Top Ten Super Bowl Traditions

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Skinning a pig
  2. Donning the familial cleats
  3. Making a pot of Super Soup
  4. Kissing under the penalty flag
  5. Dipping nachos in your brewskis
  6. Prayer circle but in a masculine way
  7. Bringing a calculator to make sure they’re adding properly
  8. Wishing you were watching anything else
  9. Taking a shot every time they run
  10. Bailing Dad out of jail

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