- Skinning a pig
- Donning the familial cleats
- Making a pot of Super Soup
- Kissing under the penalty flag
- Dipping nachos in your brewskis
- Prayer circle but in a masculine way
- Bringing a calculator to make sure they’re adding properly
- Wishing you were watching anything else
- Taking a shot every time they run
- Bailing Dad out of jail
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