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This Year’s Super Bowl Ads Were the Worst Yet vs. Try the All-New Flavor Bomb in Your Ford F950!

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

Point: This Year’s Super Bowl Ads Were the Worst Yet Every year, on a beautiful winter day, my family gathers for a day of festivities. A …

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The MQ’s Booth at the Flea Market

Written by: The MQ

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Avatar: The Way of Water to Be Re-Released in 192 One-Minute Segments on YouTube Shorts

Written by: James Woolley

“I can’t understand the plot because part 36 was removed for copyright,” lamented one viewer.Photo by Connor Betterly James Cameron announced plans to re-release his latest …

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Horoscopes for February 8, 2023

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

Aquarius – Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Happy Aquarius season! This month, your power-ups include finding pennies on the ground, never pulling a muscle at the …

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Student Debt Relief to Be Distributed via Ticketmaster Verified Fan Presale

Written by: Isabelle Mckelvey

“2,000th in line? I know this pain all too well!” stated one fan.Photo by Amit Roth Last week, the U.S. Department of Education revealed that student …

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Physicists Run Out of Greek Letters

Written by: Pranav Reddy

“I don’t get all this fuss. I thought one of the Greek letters was already nu,” said one physics student.Photo by Julia Wong A recent announcement …

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Local Dog Retrofitted to Learn New Trick

Written by: The MQ

Excels at rolling over

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If You Really Think About It, Life Is Just a Game as a Service

Written by: Jacob King

I remember when the first arcades opened. My brother would spend hours in them, coming home late at night on an empty stomach after turning his …

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“House Hunters” Renewed

Written by: The MQ

Houses go into hiding