March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

February 8, 2023

  1. Reflect
  2. Make mead
  3. Email your middle school crush
  4. Walk behind groups of friends and laugh
    when they laugh
  5. Make valentines for everyone in your
    CHEM 40B lecture
  6. Stir a pot of mac and cheese
  7. Your homework
  8. A cool flip!
  9. Shrekathon
  10. Take an “Am I Gay?” test
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Last modified: February 6, 2023

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