Top Ten Things to Do by Yourself on Valentine’s Day

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Reflect
  2. Make mead
  3. Email your middle school crush
  4. Walk behind groups of friends and laugh
    when they laugh
  5. Make valentines for everyone in your
    CHEM 40B lecture
  6. Stir a pot of mac and cheese
  7. Your homework
  8. A cool flip!
  9. Shrekathon
  10. Take an “Am I Gay?” test

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