March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

February 8, 2023

  1. Money
  2. Apple cider vinegar
  3. A little smooch from mama
  4. Coffee and a cigarette
  5. Those tranquilizer pills from
    The Queen’s Gambit
  6. Driving recklessly and weeping
  7. Just walking it off
  8. Arguing with people online
  9. Shitty grocery store sugar cookies
  10. Absinthe
The MQ

The premier satire magazine at UC San Diego.

Last modified: February 6, 2023

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