Written by: The MQ

  1. Money
  2. Apple cider vinegar
  3. A little smooch from mama
  4. Coffee and a cigarette
  5. Those tranquilizer pills from
    The Queen’s Gambit
  6. Driving recklessly and weeping
  7. Just walking it off
  8. Arguing with people online
  9. Shitty grocery store sugar cookies
  10. Absinthe

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