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Statistics Show Alaskans Have Better Love Lives
It doesn’t take a dummy to figure out why
Things are Starting to Change and I Don’t Like It
Things are changing, and not for the better. The future is a murky forest I dare not delve into for fear that I will not be …
Mother Nature Dramatically Misunderstands the Assignment, Starts Giving Out Lemmings
One customer said, “I bit into a lemon and was horrified to find out that it was actually a small rodent. It’s a horrible moral delemming.”Photo …
Title of Khosla’s Leaked 2022 Commencement Address: “Good Luck LMAO”
“I was really worried and uncertain for my future,” began one student. “But after reading this speech, I’m reassured that I’m definitely screwed.”Photo by Maria Dhilla …
Top Ten Things That Aren’t Getting Enough Attention Right Now
The clitoris Our LinkedIn profile The nearest exit, which might be behind you The fact that we’ve had two presidents named George Bush This great new …
It’s Not Easy Being White
Every day I hear people saying things like, “white isn’t a color,” “white is just the absence of color,” “you can’t even see white, you just …
The Pride Flag
The Pride Flag By Theo Erickson
Top Ten New Ways to Generate Clean Energy
Top Ten New Ways to Generate Clean Energy Capturing good vibes Plugging a power strip into itself Surrounding the moon with a Dyson sphere Picking up …
Jeff Bezos Releases Best-selling Novel, “If You Give a Minimum Wage Worker Respect”
Bezos is slated to release a sequel next year, titled If You Give Your Wife Respect.Photo by James Woolley Last Wednesday, former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos …
Susan Bagel: Meringue
I hate goodbyes. I hate letting go. It’s not in my nature to give up, but I can’t be strong all the time. I buried my …
