George Nassar
UCSD Unveils Limited Number of Singularity Dorms to House Infinite Students in One Room
Plans to create more singularity housing failed when two dorms merged into one supermassive housing unit.Photo by Sharon Roth During a press conference earlier this week, …
Local Flint Shortage Sparks Absolutely Nothing
“I was having a real tough time figuring out what to do without any flint,” said Susan Graves, “and then it struck me.”Photo By Julia Wong …
Wolftown Debuts New Locally Sourced Raccoon Bowl
“After eating this, the trash doesn’t look so bad,” claimed Nomick.Photo by Maria Dhilla Throngs of hungry undergraduates were greeted by a new sight on Wednesday at …
