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Out of Basic Necessities? Shoot Your Greedy Neighbors.

Written by: Stephen Lightfoot

I think it’s fair to say that life has been a little bit hectic these days. With the shelter-in-place orders still in full effect, people have …

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I am a Simple Tomato and Bon Appetit Cooked Me 47 Different Ways. This is My Story.

Written by: Avika Dhillon

Here’s the thing — I’m a tomato. Yes, I shouldn’t be able to type. I don’t even have thumbs. But have you ever been so pissed …

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Six-Foot Social Distancing Recommendation Means High Schoolers will Finally “Leave Room For Jesus” at Prom This Year

Written by: Megan Cox

One student was confused as to why Jesus was suddenly on board with a public health policy based in science.Photo by Jack Yang Oak Grove High School …

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Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There Damn bitch, Hulu wasn’t this clingy Physically, yes. Emotionally, no Yes, but I’m six …

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New Guy in Town “Definitely a Time Traveler”

Written by: Matthew Miltimore

After a dead butterfly was logged as evidence, the sheriff’s department issued a statement urging city residents to report any future events that could have gone …