Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There
- Damn bitch, Hulu wasn’t this clingy
- Physically, yes. Emotionally, no
- Yes, but I’m six feet away
- I mean, are any of us, really? What is there, and why do we assign so much value to it?
- Of course, I’ll be there for you. You’ve always been there for me
- Well, I was gonna run to the store. Do you need anything?
- Yeah, I’m watching baby … can I … see some more?
- No, I found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile, in the beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. How did I get here?
- I would have to be here to answer yes or no, so clearly there is a failure in this system.
- Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to
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