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President Trump Announces Plan to Leave the EU
Trump later tweeted that he was sure the US’ performance of “God Bless Texas” would win the Eurovision contest despite it not being an original song.Photo …
Local Student Caught Googling How to Painlessly Break Leg After Rumors of Military Draft
Before the hammer was swung, Krohner reportedly cried out, “Stop! Uhh, don’t you think a wrench would work better?”Photo by Sharon Roth Fourth-year Marshall student Tamara Krohner …
Cats Gets Two Paws Up
Sorry, I know this movie came out a while ago, but this review took a while to write. Hopefully I end up submitting it on time. …
Local Biology Professor Loses Funding After Lab Stocked With Antibacterial Soap
Sources heard the bacteria protesters shouting: “Please, just one sneeze! We’re starving!”Photo by Jay Noonan Longtime cell biology researcher Alexander Conrad recently announced that his lab lost …
Australia’s Fires are Tragic but We Can All Help vs. Okay, but First Can We Stop Those Men From Wearing Shorts That are Too Short?
Point: Australia’s Fires are Tragic but We Can All Help I was so devastated to hear about the Australian fires. Just thinking about all those animals …
Lesser-Known Presidents of the United States
Lesser-Known Presidents of the United States Most people think there have only been 45 presidents in American history, but revisionist history books omitted some lesser-known leaders …
Diamond Companies Going Bankrupt Due to Etsy
Diamond Companies Going Bankrupt Due to Etsy With the upcoming Valentine’s holiday, major diamond companies were expecting the usual uptick in business. However, this year people …
Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley
Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley You were the only one who showed up A lot …
Look Who’s Pissing Me Off Again
It’s that time of the year again. Yes people, the biggest brains of Hollywood have come together to completely fuck over all content made by people …
Local Man Thinks Calamari and Onion Rings are the Same Thing
Local Man Thinks Calamari and Onion Rings are the Same Thing After ordering calamari from a local BJ’s restaurant, UCSD student Sam Stewart was shocked to …
