Top Ten Things Your Mom Was Right About All Along

10. You really did need that jacket
11. That boy was up to no good
12. You are just like your father
13. Kids do ruin your life
14. There is no ethical consumption
    under capitalism
15. Law school was a poor investment
16. Your face is stuck that way
17. There was food in the house
18. It was just a phase
19. You are a handsome young man