Top Ten Things Your Mom Was Right About All Along
- You really did need that jacket
- That boy was up to no good
- You are just like your father
- Kids do ruin your life
- There is no ethical consumption
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- Your face is stuck that way
- There was food in the house
- It was just a phase
- You are a handsome young man
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