Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Things Your Mom Was Right About All Along

  1. You really did need that jacket
  2. That boy was up to no good
  3. You are just like your father
  4. Kids do ruin your life
  5. There is no ethical consumption
    under capitalism
  6. Law school was a poor investment
  7. Your face is stuck that way
  8. There was food in the house
  9. It was just a phase
  10. You are a handsome young man

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