Features
These are features from the newspaper. Centerspread and Backspread can also be found in their respective pages.
Susan Bagel: Cheesecake
It was a good day today — at least, it seemed so at first. My afternoon was free, so I decided to do a little self-care. …
The MQ Goes on a Quest
After being cooped up inside on our computers for way too long, we decided to embark on a journey just to feel some sort of exhilaration…
A Glimpse into the MQ in the Year 3022
Today, we time-traveled to UC San Diego in the year 3022. After going for a slime in the goop car and trying out the new “simulated death” machine, we stopped by the new MQ Office…
The MQ Goes to “The Races”
You know how this goes: the horse races. The ol’ equine escapades. The mare-athon. The track and field for big dogs. The mosey for your posey. You get the gist. Everyone knows there are three great aspects of horse racing — the costume, the horses, and the homoerotic tension between you and your rival as the horses you both bet on are neck and neck around the bend…
The MQ Gets Left Alone
We were about to go on a trip with our family, when we were left home alone! And, before you ask, it’s not because we’re forgettable. …
Susan Bagel: Gingerbread
A ruminating Bagel, perched atop her suburban fortress, awaiting a man more substantial than the one in her hands. It’s winter, and I wake up cold. …
