After being cooped up inside on our computers for way too long, we decided to embark on a journey just to feel some sort of exhilaration. Taking orders from no one, we literally started walking in one direction, gained an entourage and were too afraid to say anything. But we soon learned about the existence of something life-changing, something to give all of humanity hope: a single, solitary piece of good news. The search was on. We challenged foes and overcame numerous hardships to find our treasure, fulfilling the cryptic prophecy that we were told.
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