November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

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The MQ Gets Left Alone

Written by: The MQ

We were about to go on a trip with our family, when we were left home alone! And, before you ask, it’s not because we’re forgettable. Trust us, Mommy and Daddy always tell us we’re their cute, little princess angels who are perfect and worth 10 of Susie McDermall, who lives next door. Anyway, while they were gone, intruders tried to break into our house! Oh no! But thankfully, we had plenty of effective booby traps, window displays, help from strange weirdos, and pure, unfiltered rage and bloodlust to protect us.

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