Briefs

Briefs

Facebook debuts Second-Order Read Receipts, You’re the Asshole Again

Written by: The MQ

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg introduced a wave of new features to the website last week, chief among them what he’s calling “second order read receipts.” “This …

Briefs

Officials Propose Cancellation of Sun God Cancellation Proposal

Written by: The MQ

The Sun God Festival’s team, along with Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs Juan Gonzalez, met this month to discuss the future of proposals to permanently cancel …

Briefs

Cru and InterVarsity Hold Price War on Library Walk Hugs

Written by: The MQ

This past Wednesday, to coincide with the approach of finals, Campus Crusade for Christ and InterVarsity both offered hugs for charity on Library Walk, resulting in …

Briefs

California School Revitalizes Test Scores by Moving Problem Children to Other Schools

Written by: The MQ

After years of struggle to meet standards set by state guidelines, Franklin Elementary exceeded expectations by developing a new strategy: move all of the “problem” children …

Briefs

Vegan Meals at Roots Found to Contain Actual Vegans

Written by: The MQ

HDH has received numerous complaints about the alleged addition of meat to supposedly vegan meals at Roots. Warren College first-year Rainn Wanatamatanabewan was reportedly among those …

Briefs

Local Student “Loves to Have Fun”

Written by: The MQ

Gerald Martinez, third year San Diego State student, came under nationwide scrutiny after posting a series of statements on his Facebook, the most controversial being “I …

Briefs

Chrome Bug Releases Incognito History To Your Parents; “I Can Explain”

Written by: The MQ

Last weekend, Chrome’s most recent bug, “Bedbugiezz,” sent extensive incognito web-history lists to parents. Flabbergasted and unable to form words, like always, pre-teens across the nation …

Briefs

UCSD Football Player Dies of Head Trauma

Written by: The MQ

In a sad turn of events, Peyton F. Bawl, UCSD’s star quarterback player has succumbed to his injuries and died. Bawl was UCSD’s hero in its …

Briefs

New Study Finds Nothing Really, Like, Matters, Dude

Written by: The MQ

A new study from the Institute of the Pacific found that like, when you think about it dude, none of this shit matters. The study was …

Briefs

Scientists Finally Uncover the Mystery of Dog Reproduction

Written by: The MQ

A recent study by the University of California, San Diego Biology department has revealed, after so many years, just how canines reproduce. This discovery was facilitated …