Last weekend, Chrome’s most recent bug, “Bedbugiezz,” sent extensive incognito web-history lists to parents. Flabbergasted and unable to form words, like always, pre-teens across the nation were forced to have the “talk” with their parents. Talking about their past experiences, many kids across the states had eternally uncomfortable conversations that lasted minutes.

Middle schooler Victor Coors had a few sentences to say about what he experienced. “One day after school, my dad approached me with a list of websites, and when he began his story with the phrase ‘when I was your age,’ I immediately knew what was coming.”

As Coors recalls, “first I cut him off mid-conversation, turned red, ran around in a circle a few times, and then sang Nelly’s ‘Just a Dream’ with my eyes closed.” He continued, “But when I finished I saw my dad still there.” Coors’ father then proceeded to tell Coors that he shouldn’t waste time watching dog videos because “dogs aren’t nearly as cute as cats.”

When asked for comments, Mr. Coors said, “I can explain.”