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Point: I’m Not Sure Death Matches Are the Best Way to Decide CSE Major Availability Okay, so I understand that the CSE department is packed and that …
UCSD Ends Fundraising Schemes, Has Enough Money to Surpass Khosla’s Dreams
A statement released by UCSD on Friday has confirmed that after ruthless fundraising in recent years for large scale, unspecified growth, the university has finally raised …
Male-Conducted Study Finds One in Five Women Are Victims of an Amazing Joke They Didn’t Get
Allegations of sexual harassment in the workplace have been on the rise recently as women everywhere have begun to report instances in which they have experienced …
Santa Discovered to Be Allergic to Pine Needles
In a shocking turn of events for families everywhere, Santa Claus has announced that he is allergic to pine needles. Claus shocked the public when he …
Road Closures to Impact UCSD Nature Reserve Following Kaiju Breakout
Last Tuesday evening, UCSD announced to the entire campus via email that construction would result in road closures near the campus’s nature reserve next to MCAS …
Editorial: With All the Upheaval in Hollywood, Thank God We Have Good Men Like Lauer Submitted November 26, 2017
It seems like every day there’s another piece of news all about how a well respected actor, Hollywood executive, or journalist who was considered a role …
New HILD Series to Cover Long Forgotten Holiday Thanksgiving
The UC San Diego History Department unveiled a new lecture series on the history and celebration of Thanksgiving available starting this Winter quarter. The new lecture …
Santa Protests Increasingly Early Christmas Celebration, Possibly Communist
As the holiday season approaches, there have been some protests from the North Pole. Elves feel as if they are being overwhelmed with Christmas wish lists …
UCSD Restructures Parking System, Now Offering “Go Fuck Yourself” Permits
UC San Diego Transportation Services recently announced a change to the permit system in an effort to address some of the problems with the current structure. …
Smart Projector’s Insecurities Manifest, “Why Does Everyone Else Have Malware?”
Engineers at Pesarch Technologies have fallen victim to a controversy which has been described as what Pesarch CEO Lans Priceton calls “A big mistake.” In an …
