Opinion
EDITORIAL: Watching Drag Race Has Made Me the Best Ally
Before I started watching this show, I had no idea what the gay community was like. I thought it was all those cute boys in high …
Point/Counter Point
Point: I’m Not Sure Death Matches Are the Best Way to Decide CSE Major Availability Okay, so I understand that the CSE department is packed and that …
Editorial: With All the Upheaval in Hollywood, Thank God We Have Good Men Like Lauer Submitted November 26, 2017
It seems like every day there’s another piece of news all about how a well respected actor, Hollywood executive, or journalist who was considered a role …
Point/Counter Point
Point: Wandering Spirits That Roam Our Physical World Should Be Acknowledged and Respected Every year around All Hallow’s Eve, individuals who are inexperienced in contacting and communicating …
Editorial: Hey, Hey! Wait for Me to Leave Class before You Enter, Asshole
I understand that our time on this earth is finite. And I understand that you want to maximize your time in your plane of mortal existence. …
PCP
POINT: You’re Making Me Uncomfortable With How Frequently You Write Fanfictions Josh, we need to talk. I know that you’re enjoying your … “creative writing” and I …
EDITORIAL: Baywatch Too Deep for General Audiences
This summer is chock full of studio driven, mass-appeal, action blockbusters leaving little space for anything not trying to gross a billion dollars. From the new …
PCP
POINT: The Waiting Room Chairs in Dr. Schimmel’s Cosmetic Orthodontics Are Geometrically Unfeasible Listen, I love me some Bauhaus inspired Blobitecture seating arrangements as much as the …
Penis Cakes
Point: I’m Really Getting Tired of Penis Cakes at Bachelorette Parties Look here, lady. I’ve seen penis cakes before. I’ve been to so many bachelorette parties …
In Response to My Critics, as Wrong as a Toothbrush in a Bathroom
It is the apparent opinion of Mr. James Dickenson that, while my last novel “Crying in the Parking Lot of a Burger King,” sequel to the …
