Megan Cox

Beans Cox is a crystal carrying, palm/tarot reading, vegan hipster who is obviously from Portland, Oregon. Her favorite type of bean is pinto.

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Back in My Day, We Had Plague Doctors and That Was Rad as Fuck

Written by: Megan Cox

Everyone seems to have an opinion on what doctors are doing nowadays, so I want to take this time to speak up for ghosts everywhere because …

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Local Dog Claims “I Actually Don’t Need to Go on Anymore Walks”

Written by: Megan Cox

All my family does is take me on walks anymore. I am trying to be a good girl, but I am tired.  It all started the …

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Six-Foot Social Distancing Recommendation Means High Schoolers will Finally “Leave Room For Jesus” at Prom This Year

Written by: Megan Cox

One student was confused as to why Jesus was suddenly on board with a public health policy based in science.Photo by Jack Yang Oak Grove High School …

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Florida Crocodiles Sue Croc Brand Footwear Over Trademark Dispute

Written by: Megan Cox

The court struggled to find jurors unbiased towards Crocs.Photo by Jack Yang After years of dispute, a group of Florida crocodiles is filing a discrimination lawsuit against …

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Area Man Just Waiting for an Opportunity to Talk About the Horses Outside of PF Chang’s

Written by: Megan Cox

“I don’t know who I am anymore without the horse” says Chou, when asked by officers to get off the horse.Photo by Jack Yang Local man Devin …

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Local Man Thinks Calamari and Onion Rings are the Same Thing

Written by: Megan Cox

Local Man Thinks Calamari and Onion Rings are the Same Thing After ordering calamari from a local BJ’s restaurant, UCSD student Sam Stewart was shocked to …

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Disney Confirms Elsa is Not a Lesbian, But Sven is a Furry

Written by: Megan Cox

Disney executives have reportedly confirmed that Elsa will be introduced to a new female “best friend roommate” for “Frozen 3.”Photo by Jack Yang Amidst rumors about Queen …

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Mother Refuses to Cater to Daughter's "Vegan Phase" during Thanksgiving Dinner

Written by: Megan Cox

Julie Smith decided the centerpiece dish would be the beef between her and her daughter.Photo by Jerry Wu UCSD first-year Marie Smith’s Thanksgiving break has turned into …

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New Trump Healthcare Program Supplies Public With Healing Crystals

Written by: Megan Cox

Doctors are encouraging patients to look at their prescribed crystals at least twice a day.Photo by Jack Yang In January 2020, the Trump administration will roll out …

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Study Shows the Parties You’ve Been Hosting are Actually Kickbacks

Written by: Megan Cox

Study Shows the Parties You’ve Been Hosting are Actually Kickbacks New research from the UCSD’s Local Administration on Manners and Extroversion (L.A.M.E.) shows that those parties …