March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

September 27, 2023

  1. Jiffies (time)
  2. Melvins (temperature)
  3. Bald eagle wingspans (length)
  4. Field goals per inning (energy)
  5. Ventis (caffeine concentration)
  6. Non-Olympic-sized swimming pools (volume)
  7. Mouthfuls (verbosity)
  8. Pinches (seasoning potency)
  9. Whatts? (confusion)
  10. π (discrete quantity)
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Last modified: September 25, 2023

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