- Jiffies (time)
- Melvins (temperature)
- Bald eagle wingspans (length)
- Field goals per inning (energy)
- Ventis (caffeine concentration)
- Non-Olympic-sized swimming pools (volume)
- Mouthfuls (verbosity)
- Pinches (seasoning potency)
- Whatts? (confusion)
- π (discrete quantity)
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