Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley

  1. You were the only one who showed up
  2. A lot of oil is involved
  3. Both take place at a bowling alley
  4. You felt like you had to shower beforehand, and you know you have to shower afterwards
  5. You rely on spares
  6. By the end of the night your wallet is completely empty
  7. It gets a little funky when they turn the black light on
  8. Your mom is there
  9. It was easier on the Wii
  10. You strike out

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