Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley
- You were the only one who showed up
- A lot of oil is involved
- Both take place at a bowling alley
- You felt like you had to shower beforehand, and you know you have to shower afterwards
- You rely on spares
- By the end of the night your wallet is completely empty
- It gets a little funky when they turn the black light on
- Your mom is there
- It was easier on the Wii
- You strike out
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