Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley

10. You were the only one who showed up
11. A lot of oil is involved
12. Both take place at a bowling alley
13. You felt like you had to shower beforehand, and you know you have to shower afterwards
14. You rely on spares
15. By the end of the night your wallet is completely empty
16. It gets a little funky when they turn the black light on
17. Your mom is there
18. It was easier on the Wii
19. You strike out