Volume 29
CHIPS and Science Act Relieves Salsa Surplus
“I don’t know why everybody keeps talking about Taiwan,” said Jaquelin Schwarz. “I think Mexico has the best chips.Photo by Julia Wong Months after the passage …
Top Ten Sign-offs for Emailing Your Professors
Hello, Sorry, I Excel with Integrity, By the way, Australia is wider than the Moon, Please reply soon, my laptop is on fire and I have …
Triangle-cut Pizza: The Story of Success Taken Away
I had my first slice of pizza when I was two years old. My grandmother took me to a place in Brooklyn on the corner of …
The Wheels of Comedy Central Are Turning
“It really takes the laughter out of manslaughter,” stated Barney Medler.Photo by James Woolley On Wednesday, at a joint press conference held by the FBI and …
Top Ten Things the FBI Found in Mar-a-Lago
Waldo Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yorkon Blu-ray Love letters to Vladimir Putin A hole that just seems to godownwards forever A life-sized bust of …
Local Chef Opens New Restaurant
Italian-Cuban Fusion
San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series
San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series In his new book, Unknown Variables, theoretical physicist Dr. Jamie Close explains how the San Francisco Giants …
SeaWorld Files Defamation Suit Against Disney
SeaWorld Files Defamation Suit Against Disney This month, Disney fans of all ages flooded the seats of their local living rooms to turn on Disney+ for …
